PROPERTY TAXES
Pathological Lying
Useless
Green Acre
Faggot
"Trees are dangerous! Almost died because of one!"
~Charlie~
FURRY (FURY) VENGEANCE
"Well it's Charlie's money. He can spend it however he wants."
~Babi~
Charlie's
Iranian
Iranian
Uranium Enrichment
Concubine
GREEN LAWS
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How did Charlie get Dekalb County to look the other way as he cut down more than twenty-four trees (plus more as time went on) on his newly acquired property next to mine, much to the dismay and many complaints from the current residents of this neighborhood, when the "green laws" allow only five trees per year?
The only answer I can come up with...
the fact that he did raise our property values (whether we wanted him to not seeming to matter) translating into increased revenue for the county.
"Well what can we do,"
said the lady at county environmental agency over the phone when I called complaining they were going beyond the fourteen trees county had given permission to remove?
"The trees are a threat to his house."
"That's our point,"
I shot back.
"That house didn't have to be... HIS!"
Upon meeting Charlie for the first time,
same day learning after having been introduced to his Prius Hybrid first instead, his partner Babi was Iranian... not Hispanic as most originally have thought:
"Am I correct in believing you to be... at best... a Libertarian?"
"Nooo," exclaimed that useless faggot. "I'm a... DEMOCRAT!"
And the dumb fuck had a Ron Paul sign in his yard during the Republican primaries; nothing the rest of the election year.
I've screamed this once before at his house during the middle of the night and I will ask again:
"All right, CHARLIE! This is... YOUR... moment!
Are you a... GOOD FAGGOT or a... BAD FAGGOT?
Let's not forget our lesbian daughters, mothers, and grandmothers!
Again, CHARLIE!
Are you a...GOOD FAGGOT or a... BAD FAGGOT?"
If there is anything I can say positive about what Charlie has done with his lot was the fact he put a lot of blue collar workers to work during a blue collar recession.
But...
that along with his owning a Prius Hybrid and increasing our property values could have been done without cutting down...
SO MANY TREES.
Upon meeting Charlie for the first time,
same day learning after having been introduced to his Prius Hybrid first instead, his partner Babi was Iranian... not Hispanic as most originally have thought:
"Am I correct in believing you to be... at best... a Libertarian?"
"Nooo," exclaimed that useless faggot. "I'm a... DEMOCRAT!"
And the dumb fuck had a Ron Paul sign in his yard during the Republican primaries; nothing the rest of the election year.
I've screamed this once before at his house during the middle of the night and I will ask again:
"All right, CHARLIE! This is... YOUR... moment!
Are you a... GOOD FAGGOT or a... BAD FAGGOT?
Let's not forget our lesbian daughters, mothers, and grandmothers!
Again, CHARLIE!
Are you a...GOOD FAGGOT or a... BAD FAGGOT?"
If there is anything I can say positive about what Charlie has done with his lot was the fact he put a lot of blue collar workers to work during a blue collar recession.
But...
that along with his owning a Prius Hybrid and increasing our property values could have been done without cutting down...
SO MANY TREES.
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