"THO(?)ARTFUL(?) DODGER: Last Supper - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

"NO LONGER 

DO I CALL YOU SERVANTS;

...BUT I HAVE CALLED YOU FRIENDS."

Last Supper - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: St. Thomas Aquinas viewed The Father, Christ, and the Holy Spirit as teachers and masters who provide lessons, at times by example. For Aquinas, the Last Supper and the Cross form the summit of the teaching that wisdom flows from intrinsic grace, rather than external power. For Aquinas, at the Last Supper Christ taught by example, showing the value of humility (as reflected in John's foot washing narrative) and self-sacrifice, rather than by exhibiting external, miraculous powers.

Aquinas stated that based on John 15:15 (in the Farewell discourse) in which Jesus said: "No longer do I call you servants; ...but I have called you friends". Those who are followers of Christ and partake in the Sacrament of the Eucharist become his friends, as those gathered at the table of the Last Supper. For Aquinas, at the Last Supper Christ made the promise to be present in the Sacrament of the Eucharist, and to be with those who partake in it, as he was with his disciples at the Last Supper.

John Calvin believed only in the two sacraments of Baptism and the "Lord's Supper" (i.e., Eucharist). Thus, his analysis of the Gospel accounts of the Last Supper were an important part of his entire theology. Calvin related the Synoptic Gospel accounts of the Last Supper with the Bread of Life Discourse in John 6:35 that states: "I am the bread of life. He who comes to me will never go hungry."

Calvin also believed that the acts of Jesus at the Last Supper should be followed as an example, stating that just as Jesus gave thanks to the Father before breaking the bread,[1 Cor. 11:24] those who go to the "Lord's Table" to receive the sacrament of the Eucharist must give thanks for the "boundless love of God" and celebrate the sacrament with both joy and thanksgiving.

"He has invested Himself 
in you 
and 
given you 
talents and abilities that 
equip you 
to do certain things.  
You're part 
of his plan and purpose" 

~(Joyce Meyer)~ 

"HOW CAN THIS BE;  

DON'T(?)KNOW(?)MAN
~(Simply Jim:  One Pearl, Total Pig, Anti-Christ.)~

And Jesus said,
"Easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a wealthy man
to
enter into the kingdom of heaven."

Then I,
Simply Jim:  One Pearl, Total Pig, Anti-Christ"
says,
"What about this wealthy woman Joyce Meyers?
She's not only wealthy, she and her family rolling in it...?


"Is this how
one
gets a camel through the eye of a needle...?"

"You just...ROLL... it through?"

People!  People!  People!  

Jesus did not, 

"die for our sins so we my live eternally,"  

the message to be learned from his life story.  

He died trying to show and explain,

best he knew how using the language and understandings of his own people living during his lifetime,  
teaching by example
his understanding as to what God would expect in return from mankind made in his image.

And what a talented, charming, thou artful dodger
 this man,

JESUS OF NAZARETH, 

turned out to be...

 lifes story becoming... ONE...larger than life itself.

"THOSE WITH A SURPLUS

 ARE 

BETTER ABLE CONTROLLING THEIR CIRCUMSTANCES.  

THOSE WITHOUT ARE CONTROLLED BY THEM.  

ONE IS NOT ALWAYS 

ABLE 

EXERCISING GOOD JUDGEMENT."

"DO NOT CONCLUDE UNTIL UNDERSTANDING.  

ONCE UNDERSTANDING, 

DO NOT JUDGE."

"A TRULY VIRTUOUS MAN WOULD COME TO THE AID OF A DISTANT STRANGER EQUALLY

 AS HE WOULD A CLOSE FRIEND.

THEN AGAIN,

 A TRULY VIRTUOUS MAN WOULD HAVE NO FRIENDS."

Now try rolling these three quotes combining them into one; adding a sense of time.

  

 If all sins are explicable, then what is sin? 

 Where does, 

"we're all sinners," stop being, "we're all sinners,"

 and 

becoming their right throwing the rest in jail?  

Well Jesus could not have been loiterer he was, one preaching unsantioned sermons, without some kind of surplus enabling him and his diciples paying for food, clothing, and shelter; 

or 

being the kind of person we describe today as having the halo effect. Now what would be the difference between someone living today with the halo effect on others as apposed to someone living during the life and times of Jesus Christ?

"SOMETIMES THE HUMAN HEART NEEDS MORE 
 THAN 

THE OLD WAYS CAN GIVE IT."

I'm convinced, the "Eternal Father" Jesus is referring to is his parental father Joseph. The "Holy Ghost" to be his biological mother Mary. All one has to do is turn the virginal birth into a story of a young and innocent girl living a life extremely sheltered and naive, being that of a planned pregnancy by loving parents from the the very start, her family able living with a surplus.

Now...picture one day...although having done everything right by the book... their lives gets shattered by an unexpected teenage pregnancy; Mary having been turned into one big cum dump by a group of Roman soldiers?

Did Mary understand what just happened to her or not? 

 And this is where my belief,

 the "ETERNAL FATHER" maybe Joseph. 

 Try imagine having a mother having to raise you under those circumstances; most women of their time not even a choice, either, of choosing their husbands most time. Then losing this father figure at the age of twelve.

The Joseph I imagine, a man to be quite older than Mary, willingly only from the kindness of his heart, taking on the responsibitly caring for a traumatized, as well as psychologically damaged,  child who's baby will be born less than 9 months to those eyes familiar with her family. Can you not see that vicious mob mentally by those without the surplus of her family.   Mary, shell shocked, having suddenly been taken away from all things loved and familiar.

Their story told this way, although just a conjecture without all the facts we will never know, makes more sense to me the lessons needing to be learned, without needing to bring GOD into this story, still the same both the time of Jesus and ours today. 

 This Joyce Meyers crap are nothing but justifications to be immorally wealthy by the likes of her; having turned Jesus life story into nothing but a cheap "DOPE ON A ROPE" by all those having "itching ears."

If God belongs anywhere in this story, 

it would have been Mary's dope trying to understand her 

pregnancy;

with(?)out 

the

 memory of that horrible, horrible day.

Hosea 6-9

New International Version (NIV)

Israel Unrepentant

6 “Come, let us return to the Lord.

He has torn us to pieces

    but he will heal us;

he has injured us

    but he will bind up our wounds.

 

2 After two days he will revive us;

    on the third day he will restore us,

    that we may live in his presence.

 

3 Let us acknowledge the Lord;

    let us press on to acknowledge him.

As surely as the sun rises,

    he will appear;

he will come to us like the winter rains,

    like the spring rains that water the earth.”

4 “What can I do with you, Ephraim?

    What can I do with you, Judah?

Your love is like the morning mist,

    like the early dew that disappears.

 

5 Therefore I cut you in pieces with my prophets,

    I killed you with the words of my mouth—

    then my judgments go forth like the sun

 

6For I desire mercy, not sacrifice,

    and acknowledgment of God rather than burnt offerings.

 

7 As at Adam, they have broken the covenant;

    they were unfaithful to me there.

 

8Gilead is a city of evildoers,

    stained with footprints of blood.

 

9 as marauders lie in ambush for a victim,

    so do bands of priests;

they murder on the road to Shechem,

    carrying out their wicked schemes.

10 I have seen a horrible thing in Israel:
    There Ephraim is given to prostitution,
    Israel is defiled.

WANTED DEAD and ALIVE: SCHRODINGERS CAT

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"How come you never find cats playing poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!"

"Ha ha.

Ha ha ha."

~(Simply Jim)~

"Well...

technically, 

cheetahs aren't jungle animals. 

They are range animals."

~(Jewish Relief Veterinarian)~

"... ah."

(Simple?Jim)

My 

Mother always said,

if you gotta explain a joke, 

it's 

just not funny anymore. 

She would have been

ROF/LHAO

(rolling on floor/laughing her ass off) 

that day had she heard

this Jewish veterinarian doing to me

what

I've been doing to her

all... MY... life!

But that was just me being the blue of a Democrat growing up as a child; didn't realize until now?   

But what about this statement/correction made 

by 

this other relief veterinarian I just happened to be working with that day?  

I saw it as a joke about...

anthropomorphism

an·thro·po·mor·phism

  

[an-thruh-puh-mawr-fiz-uhm]

noun

an anthropomorphic conception or representation, as of a deity.

Origin: 

1745–55; anthropo- + -morphism

Related forms

an·thro·po·mor·phist, noun

World English Dictionary

anthropomorphism

-n
the attribution of human form or bhavior to a deity, animal, etc

anthropo'morphist
-n

Example sentences

Accusations of anthropomorphism  will fly, and we'll be urged to be parsimonious   in our explanations.

One of the first things primatology students are taught is to avoid   anthropomorphism .

Some have challenged this conclusion, calling it anthropomorphism .

Doing so borders on the scientific heresy of anthropomorphism .

In some nagging way the notion of anthropomorphism  went against biology.

Most people are scared of showing that kind of anthropomorphism .

These days artists can take a literally hands-on approach to preservation and anthropomorphism .

Adults will marvel at a witty script and utterly brilliant anthropomorphism .

Anthropomorphism  is irresistible when contemplating twin towers, as the term itself suggests.

The fact that such anthropomorphism  looks easy when it's done this well should not minimize the achievement.

mmm

Medical Dictionary

anthropomorphism  an·thro·po·mor·phism (ān'thrə-pə-môr'fĭz'əm) 

n. 
The attribution of human motivation, characteristics, or behavior to nonhuman organisms
or inanimate objects.

mmm

Did I box myself in with this particular joke?

***

If you look very closely, you will see (I hope) a yellow spot at the left nare of metal door knocker my front door.

Interesting. 

Very interesting.

Well...

in addition to my frogs, do have a lion motif collection going on around my home as well.  Didn't realize this until a friend pointed it out to me. 

The lions were completely by accident.

~(Aslan!  That you?!)~

Anyway...don't see no 8-ball here; but, in the distance, my ~(6!9)~ see a two other balls looking as if they are teaming up against me.

Sure is making me paranoid! 

lol! 

he he!

Oh hell! 

Why stop there?  

Let's see...my talent supposed to be spinning concurring facts into a single narrative.

Well that person's 6th sense is made of two balls both stripe, while my is made up of one stripe and one solid. 

That's...

 CHEATING!

That would be like two conservatives ganging up unfairly against a liberal paired with a conservative.  That would be like Angel Wise and Sarah Palin paired up against me and my mother.  My mother wanting to believe she's a Democrat (maybe even a liberal); but she's not, not when compared relatively to me.  My support of their rights to be equal with men just gets turned around and used against me!

"I do believe you're  living a decadent lifestyle."

~(My Mother)~

 

"When did you start believing that, Mother?  

Immediatley before I told you about the crystal meths addiction or immediately after I told you about the crystal meths addiction?  That's not helping!"

~(Simply Jim:  One Pearl, Total Pig, Anti-Christ.)~

"I eat, therefore I hunt!"

~(Sarah Palin)~

"While's she hunting, maybe someone needs to fuck her husband good! He's certainly cute enough. Then there is Trig?  Maybe that's God's cue, they have more than enough mouths to feed.  They can quit now!  The fucking that is!"

~(Simply Jim)~

Do like that name, "Trig!"  And he's wearing a shirt with our missing(?)number...08.

"Man up !"

~(Sharron Angle)~ 

  

  

    

"Never wise one-half of two equals taking advantage the upper hand; the other able although fair, not always raising two objections."

~(Simply Jim)~

And I've learned the hard way, by accident just living in the shadows of EMORY UNIVERSITY, two liberals teamed up are not going to have much sympathy/a sense of play fair with a METHODIST FAG handicapped by his relationship with his supposedly METHODIST MOTHER, who all her life has claimed herself 2/3 Catholic and 1/3 Atheist.   And I'm beginning to believe that was just to me! She's only Methodist by marriage, and I'm Methodist by birth.  Plus, I'm also fifth generation Arkansan, at least until I purchased my home here in Decatur, descended from a Methodist minister, Rev. Alexander William Avery.

Oh how it pissed me off learning the next day, Janet Gary had beat me to my mother, calling my mother herself and telling her I had been put in jail for violating their restraining order with an email. 

Not only did the police that night mislead me into believing I could post bail myself using a credit card 1:00 AM on a Friday morning before putting me handcuffed into the back of a police car because of an email not only nothing but words but words to be true,  it's had been hours before I even had my first chance making a collect call to anyone.  And my mother's phone number was the only one I had memorized.  

Well, she already knew. Far as I'm concerned, if no one representing me from my family had a right contacting them, they had no rights contacting my mother.  The same as Bob Gary should have jerked that useless cunt of his back on her short leashed the second he realized she had gotten off it and crossed over to my side of the street that day years ago; he should have prevented her from calling my mother that night and informing her of my arrest.  But he a GOD DAMN PRIEST (MDiv.) with an understanding of HUMAN PSYCHOLOGY(ThD).  They knew exactly what they were doing.  Taking advantage of my mother's "LEARNED HELPLESSNESS."

Those conniving, 

"CUNTS!" 

 Loyal to nothing but their very own children and the "DICKS" that fucks them up! 

Well, all those years I've known Bob and Janet Gary, Bob has said nothing to make him appear two-faced.  We have said very little between the two of us.  But it is his behavior, that is making Janet and the words she has spoken to me through e-mails over the years to be nothing but hollow words that prove nothing about their faith/conviction in God.  They behaviour has done nothing but confirm even more what I began believing long ago:  Churches were nothing but GOD DAMN BLACK HOLES with every moments so scripted, 

it's nothing but living a lie.    

No wonder I have an 8-ball problem!

Poor Bert, Jr.  He may not be a  Doctor of Theology like his Father, but he did major in psychology. I suppose in reality, that make the two of them same as six and half a dozen.  

How funny.  

Didn't realize the full extent of what I was saying when I said,

"AND MOST DEFINITELY NO THD,"  

when reaching out to Bert through his blog, 

INFINITY NOW/ETERNITY IN THE PRESENT,

wanting to discuss 

SPACE-TIME-THOUGHT- THEORY.  

The 8 ball is frequently used iconically in Western, especially American, culture. It can often be found as an element of T-shirt designs, album covers and names, tattoos, household goods like paperweights and cigarette lighters, belt buckles, etc. A classic toy is the Magic 8-Ball "oracle". A wrestler, a rapper, and a rock band have all independently adopted the name. The term "8 ball" is also slang both for ¹⁄₈ oz. of cocaine or crystal meth, and for a bottle of Olde English 800 malt liquor. It has also been used to refer to African-Americans, particularly those of darker skin tones, as in the film Full Metal Jacket. The expression "behind the eight (ball)" is used to indicate a dilemma from which it is difficult to extricate oneself. The term derives from the game kelly pool.

Because the collisions between billiard balls are nearly elastic, and the balls roll on a surface that produces low rolling friction, their behavior is often used to illustrate Newton's laws of motion. Idealized, frictionless billiard balls are a staple of mathematical theorems and physics models, and figure in dynamical billiards, scattering theory, Lissajous knots, billiard ball computing and reversible cellular automata, Polchinski's paradox, contact dynamics, collision detection, the illumination problem, atomic ultracooling, quantum mirages and elsewhere in these fields.

Interesting.

pink(?)ears, white(?)hair, and a black(?)nose

Very interesting.

How come you always find the cat the last place you look?

Once you find it, you stop looking.

Dead(?)cat(?)easy(?)find!

Wouldn't take long!

 
or 

one(?)with(?)infected(?)ear!

James E. Avery, DVM