Tim Tebow Scores In the Game of Love with Gorgeous Brazilian | Fox News Latino: Tim Tebow is no longer playing the field.
The hunky New York Jets' back up quarterback is finally stepping out in public with new girlfriend, actress Camilla Belle.
Having trademarked his signature move, a kneeling prayer known as "tebowing," the footballer has also been open about his desire to stay pure before marriage.
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Can't help but wonder which is Tebow's preferred method:
masturbation
or
nocturnal emissions?
God I hope he hasn't been collecting them all in a jar
saving up for that special night?!
saving up for that special night?!
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Nocturnal Emission
Some men have the dreams only at a certain age, while others have them throughout their lives following puberty. The frequency that one has nocturnal emissions has not been conclusively linked to frequency of masturbation. Alfred Kinsey found there may be "some correlation between the frequencies of masturbation and the frequencies of nocturnal emissions. In general the males who have the highest frequencies of nocturnal emissions may have somewhat lower rates of masturbation. Some of these males credit the frequent emissions to the fact that they do not masturbate; but it is just as likely that the reverse relationship is true, namely, that they do not masturbate because they have frequent emissions."
"If a man has an emission of semen, he shall bathe his whole body in water and be unclean [Hebrew tameh] until the evening. And every garment and every skin on which the semen comes shall be washed with water and be unclean until the evening."
—Leviticus 15:16–17 English Standard Version
"When you are encamped against your enemies, then you shall keep yourself from every evil thing. If any man among you becomes unclean [Hebrew lo yihyeh tahor, literally 'is not clean'] because of a nocturnal emission [literally: 'by reason of what happens to him by night'], then he shall go outside the camp. He shall not come inside the camp, but when evening comes, he shall bathe himself in water, and as the sun sets, he may come inside the camp."
—Deuteronomy 23:9–11 English Standard Version
"16. And if any man’s seed of copulation go out from him, then he shall wash all his flesh in water, and be unclean until the even. 17. And every garment, and every skin, whereon is the seed of copulation, shall be washed with water, and be unclean until the even."
-Leviticus 15:16-17, King James Version
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