LOVE STRONGER THAN JUSTICE?

This is a story of seven brothers

We had the same father but different mothers

We keep together like a family should

Roaming the country for the common good

It came to pass one faithful day

We found ourselves down Mexico way

The town, the mayor, the P.T.A.

Pleading on their knees with us all to stay

We'd only stopped for a few burritos

But they told us of the trouble with los banditos

A poor little town in need of aid

My brothers and me had never been afraid

The age of chivalry is not dead

Lomesome nights in a coyboy bed

There'd be a bride for every man

Who chased away the evil gang

Love is stronger than justice

Love is a big fat river in flood

The outcome was predictable

Our banditos were despicable

Of blood we lost a dozen litres

A small price to pay for las senoritas

The town mayor was happy but his face was glum

The maidens numbered only one

But there weren't seven brides for seven brothers

I knew I had to get rid of the others

Love is stronger than justice

Love is thicker than blood

Love is stronger than justice

Love is a big fat river in flood

Mother told me I was the clever one

The seventh son of a seventh son

It all ended so happily

I settled down with the family

I look forward to a better day

But ethical stuff never got in my way

And though there used to be brothers seven

There other six are singing in heaven

Love is stronger than justice

Love is a big fat river in flood

"Love Is Stronger Than Justice"

"Murder By Numbers"

Once that you've decided on a killing,

First you make a stone of your heart.
And if you find that your hands are still willing,
Then you can turn a murder into art.

There really isn't any need for bloodshed,
You just do it with a little more finesse.
If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee,
Then it avoids an awful lot of mess.

It's murder by numbers, 1, 2, 3,
It's as easy to learn as your ABC.
Murder by numbers, 1, 2, 3,
It's as easy to learn as your ABC.

Now if you have a taste for this experience
And you're flushed with your very first success,
Then you must try a twosome or a threesome
And you'll find your conscience bothers you much less

Because murder is like anything you take to
It's a habit-forming need for more and more.
You can bump off every member of your family
And anybody else you find a bore

Because it's murder by numbers, 1, 2, 3,
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Murder by numbers, 1, 2, 3,
It's as easy to learn as your ABC.

Now you can join the ranks of the illustrious
In history's great dark hall of fame.
All our greatest killers were industrious
At least the ones that we all know by name.

But you can reach the top of your profession
If you become the leader of the land,
For murder is the sport of the elected,
And you don't need to lift a finger of your hand

Because it's murder by numbers, 1, 2, 3,
It's as easy to learn as your ABC.
Murder by numbers, 1, 2, 3,
It's as easy to learn as your A, B, C, D, E,..........