TAO~g(ZERO be the HERO)d~DOG

 

"Mother!  

Isn't the way the world...IS...nothing more than the sum
of 
all of us? 
 I 
can't help but feel, 
if 
I do it your way, 

I'd be leaving the world a worse place than I've entered it!"

~(ONE PEARL, TOTAL PIG, ANTI-CHRIST)~

TAO~g(ZERO be the HERO)d~DOG

~(6!9)~

      

    

"Mother!  

Do you realize, with everyone uploading their personal details, thoughts, opinions up to the Internet these days; cloud computing is the closest we are ever going to get to knowing the mind of God?"

~(WWW.TWISTEDPURPLECOW.BLOGSPOT.COM)~
TAO~g(CATFISH)d~DOG

~g(0)d~

The survey also reveals that a sixth of all pet owners have created social media accounts for their four-legged friends, and nearly 20 percent have held video chats with them using Skype or FaceTime.

Morals of this story:

1. Get a protective cover for your phone.

2. Don’t piss off the pooch — she might turn your iPhone into a chew toy. Or unfriend you on Facebook.